My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
ugh the things i would do to this gorgeous human being
OMG who is this..
one day i will find a way to change the source back to my url -.-
can I just make a baby with him please
father my children
The comments… So accurate…
I WANT HIM.
I’m $10.99 plus $100,000 shipping
Are there financing options? 😏